A Brief History of the Earth

Bang.
Dust spreads. Particles collide.
Rocks form. Suns rise. Life spawns.
Trees grow. Fish walk. Giants rule the Earth.
They all die.

Apes use their thumbs. Men use tools.
Crops are planted. Water is channeled, sheep corralled.
Empires rise. Empires fall.
A child is born. Millions die in His name.
The West is won. The atom is split.
Women vote. Jackie plays ball. Man on the moon.

A bomb goes off. Billions die. Robots do the laundry.
The cure for cancer yields a zombie apocalypse.
The sun swallows the earth. Cockroaches go extinct.
Aliens find our junk floating in space.